One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
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