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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

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Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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