One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
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