One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. Anonymous
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
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