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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

Anonymous

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

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I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.

I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.

Anonymous

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Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Anonymous

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I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Anonymous

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I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

Anonymous

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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Anonymous

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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

Anonymous

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Anonymous

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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

Anonymous

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Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Anonymous

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

Anonymous

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Groucho Marx

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

Anonymous

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Anonymous

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Anonymous

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Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back.

Anonymous

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You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Anonymous

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