Life Quotes

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.