One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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