One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
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