One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous
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