One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
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