One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.
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