One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
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