Funny Facebook Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about Facebook.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." Anonymous
My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee. Anonymous
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Happy New Year! Here's to another year of binge eating, Facebook surfing, and Netflix marathons. Anonymous
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