Funny quotes about Facebook.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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