Funny Facebook Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about Facebook.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Anonymous
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
Anonymous I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
Anonymous
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