Funny Facebook Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about Facebook.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.Anonymous
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.Anonymous
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.Anonymous
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