Funny quotes about Facebook.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
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