Funny Facebook Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about Facebook.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Anonymous
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
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