Funny Facebook Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about Facebook.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.Anonymous
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.Anonymous
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.Anonymous
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
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