Funny Facebook Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about Facebook.
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
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