Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Savannah Highnote
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Simpsons
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