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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. - Frank Zappa

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

Steven Alexander Wright
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. - Albert Einstein

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

George W. Bush

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey
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