Famous Funny Quotes
Famous quotes by famous authors. Great people make great quotes, and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
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