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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
George W. Bush
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
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