Famous quotes by famous authors. Great people make great quotes, and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
George W. Bush
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2020