Famous Funny Quotes
Famous quotes by famous authors. Great people make great quotes, and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. Winston Churchill
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
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