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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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