Famous quotes by famous authors. Great people make great quotes, and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
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