Funny World Quotes
Here are some great funny quotes about the world.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.Anonymous
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles M. Schulz
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.Anonymous
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.Winston Churchill
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.Anonymous
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