Funny World Quotes

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!