Funny World Quotes
Here are some great funny quotes about the world.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Anonymous
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
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