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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
Sayings Stupid Quotes Top 100
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. - Anonymous
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous
Animals Never Quotes Short Quotes
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Know Quotes Life Quotes
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
Sayings
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

Famous Quotes Short Quotes
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Paul Fix

Analogies
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Moments People Quotes
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! - Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
Life Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. - Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. - Henry Louis Mencken
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Life Quotes Sayings Top 100
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. - Anonymous
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Top 100
Friendship quote - Real friends walks in when the rest walk out
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Short Quotes
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
Top 100
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. - Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
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