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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous

Sayings Stupid Quotes Top 100

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. - Anonymous

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous

Animals Never Quotes Short Quotes

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. - Anonymous

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. - Henry Louis Mencken

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Life Quotes Sayings Top 100

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Paul Fix

Analogies

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

Famous Quotes Short Quotes

Friendship quote - Real friends walks in when the rest walk out

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Know Quotes Life Quotes

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill

Sayings

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. - Anonymous

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous

Witty Quotes

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! - Anonymous

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous

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