Funny World Quotes

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

Anonymous

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Anonymous

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

Anonymous

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Paul Fix

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Anonymous

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Anonymous

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

Anonymous

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Anonymous

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

Anonymous

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!

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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

Anonymous

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

Steven Alexander Wright

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Anonymous

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Dave Barry