Funny World Quotes
Here are some great funny quotes about the world.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous
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