Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
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