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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
Anonymous
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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
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I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Anonymous
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Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Anonymous
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Anonymous
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I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
Anonymous
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
Paul Fix
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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
Anonymous
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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Anonymous
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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
Anonymous
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
Steven Alexander Wright
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Pablo Picasso
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Albert Einstein
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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Anonymous
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If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
Anonymous
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