Art Buchwald Quote

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."