Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
More Quotes by Art Buchwald
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave up.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.
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