Art Buchwald Quote

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Louis Hector Berlioz

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Anonymous

I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave up.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Simpsons

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

Anonymous

I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?

Anonymous

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Jerry Garcia

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

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