Art Buchwald Quote
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen