Steven Alexander Wright Funny Quotes
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Steven Alexander Wright
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Alexander Wright
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
Steven Alexander Wright
When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Steven Alexander Wright
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Alexander Wright