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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright

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You can't have everything... where would you put it?

You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright

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Funny drinking quote - 24 hours day beer

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright

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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright

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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright

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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Alexander Wright

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. - Steven Alexander Wright

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright

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