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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
Beer Quotes Drinking Questions
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Alexander Wright
Statements
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
Famous Quotes People Quotes
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Life Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
Know Quotes Never Quotes Questions
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
World Quotes
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
Wise Quotes Witty Quotes
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
Short Quotes Think Quotes Wise Quotes
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
Stupid Quotes Work Quotes
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright
Questions Sayings Short Quotes
When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. - Steven Alexander Wright
When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Alexander Wright
Work Quotes
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
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