Steven Alexander Wright Funny Quotes
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Steven Alexander Wright
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
Steven Alexander Wright
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
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