Steven Alexander Wright Funny Quotes
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Steven Alexander Wright
When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Steven Alexander Wright
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Alexander Wright
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Alexander Wright
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
Steven Alexander Wright