Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
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