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I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing. Anonymous
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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. - Anonymous
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Anonymous
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Smile like a monkey with a new banana. Anonymous
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I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." Anonymous
Questions
If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Anonymous
Money Quotes
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it. - Anonymous
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it. Anonymous
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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. - Anonymous
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. Anonymous
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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes Think Quotes
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." - Anonymous
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous
Witty Quotes
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes
People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - Anonymous
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. - Anonymous
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous
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