Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
Anonymous
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous