Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Anonymous
I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.
Anonymous
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous