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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.'

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

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Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

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