Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house.
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Anonymous