If you never loved math class too much, then you'll enjoy these quotes.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. Anonymous
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X. Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do. Anonymous
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous
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