Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Anonymous
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen