Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Anonymous
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous