Money Quotes
Funny quotes about money.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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