Money Quotes

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Anonymous

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

Anonymous

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Anonymous

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Anonymous

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.

Anonymous

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Anonymous

I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.

Anonymous

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

Anonymous

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.

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One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

Anonymous

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Anonymous

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Anonymous

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

Anonymous

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey