Funny quotes about money.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them? Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
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