Funny quotes about money.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
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