Money Quotes

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Anonymous

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

Anonymous

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

Anonymous

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

Anonymous

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.

Anonymous

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

Money doesn't make happiness, it buys it already made.

Anonymous

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Anonymous

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.

Anonymous

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

Anonymous

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

Anonymous

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Anonymous

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Anonymous

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Anonymous