Money Quotes

Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

I hate math... but I love counting money.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.