Money Quotes

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.