Money Quotes
Funny quotes about money.
I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house.
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Anonymous
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