Funny Wife Quotes
Funny quotes and saying about wives and being married.
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.Anonymous
Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.Sigmund Freud
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