Life Quotes

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Anonymous

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Anonymous

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Anonymous

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Anonymous

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Anonymous

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Anonymous

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

Anonymous

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Anonymous

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Anonymous

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Anonymous

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

Anonymous