Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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