Life Quotes
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Anonymous
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous
It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998?
Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Anonymous
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