Life Quotes

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.