When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If only common sense were more common.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
End of content
No more pages to load
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2016