I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
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