I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.Anonymous
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.Anonymous
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.Albert Einstein
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.Anonymous
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.Anonymous
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.Anonymous
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