Life Quotes

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

Anonymous

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Anonymous

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

Anonymous

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Anonymous

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Anonymous

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

Anonymous

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Anonymous

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Savannah Highnote

If only common sense were more common.

Anonymous

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

Anonymous

Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.

Anonymous

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Anonymous

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Anonymous