I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
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