Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them? Anonymous
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
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