Think Quotes

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.