Think Quotes

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.