Funny and silly thinking quotes.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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