Funny and silly thinking quotes.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...Steven Alexander Wright
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