Funny and silly thinking quotes.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
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