Funny and silly thinking quotes.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
I think I like something, but I'm not sure what?
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
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