Think Quotes

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.