Funny and silly thinking quotes.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
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