Funny and silly thinking quotes.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
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