Funny and silly thinking quotes.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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