Funny and silly thinking quotes.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
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