Funny and silly thinking quotes.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
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