Funny and silly thinking quotes.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
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