Funny and silly thinking quotes.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
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