Funny and silly thinking quotes.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?CoolFunnyQuotes.com
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.Anonymous
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