Funny and silly thinking quotes.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous
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