Think Quotes

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

Anonymous

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Anonymous

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Anonymous

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."

Anonymous

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Sam Levenson

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

Anonymous

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Anonymous

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

Anonymous

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner