Think Quotes

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

Anonymous

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Anonymous

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Anonymous

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Anonymous

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

Anonymous

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

Anonymous

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Anonymous

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

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If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

Anonymous

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

Anonymous

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.

Anonymous