Funny and silly thinking quotes.
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
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