Funny and silly thinking quotes.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?CoolFunnyQuotes.com
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Displayed 1-15 of 49 quotes.