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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.