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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

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I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

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Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Anonymous

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

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I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Anonymous

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Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

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The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

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I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

Anonymous

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