Read some of the funniest statements that have been made throughout time.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous
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