Read some of the funniest statements that have been made throughout time.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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