Read some of the funniest statements that have been made throughout time.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.Anonymous
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.Anonymous
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.Anonymous
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.Anonymous
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.Anonymous
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!Anonymous
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