Here are some funny good quotes.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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