Here are some funny good quotes.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
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