Good Quotes

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Anonymous

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill

Beginner pilot rules:

1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.

Anonymous

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Anonymous

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Anonymous

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.

Anonymous

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

Anonymous

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

Anonymous

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Anonymous

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.

Anonymous

Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.

Anonymous

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Anonymous

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Anonymous

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates