Good Quotes

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs?

Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.

Beginner pilot rules:

1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.