Here are some funny good quotes.
Beginner pilot rules:
1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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