Good Quotes

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

Anonymous

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Anonymous

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

Anonymous

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Anonymous

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.

Anonymous

Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.

Anonymous

Beginner pilot rules:

1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Anonymous

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"

Anonymous

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Anonymous

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Anonymous

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

Anonymous

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Anonymous

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Anonymous

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

Anonymous