Here are some funny good quotes.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
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