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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Albert King
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Anonymous
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If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Anonymous
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Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
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I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Anonymous
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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Anonymous
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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
Anonymous
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
Anonymous
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
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Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Anonymous
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Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
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Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
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