Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
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