Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
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