Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
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