Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
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