Short Funny Quotes

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Anonymous

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Anonymous

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Anonymous

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

Anonymous

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.

Anonymous

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

Anonymous

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Albert King

We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

Anonymous

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.

Anonymous

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Anonymous

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Anonymous

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Anonymous