Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
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