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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Anonymous
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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Anonymous
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The road to success is always under construction.
Lily Tomlin
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
Anonymous
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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
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The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Alison Boulter
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
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