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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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