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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
Anonymous
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Anonymous
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
Anonymous
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Anonymous
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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Albert King
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When nothing is going right, go left.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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