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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font.
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon.
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
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