Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.Albert Einstein
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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