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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
Anonymous
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Anonymous
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Anonymous
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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
Anonymous
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Albert King
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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East
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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
Anonymous
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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
Anonymous
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Anonymous
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Anonymous
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