Short Funny Quotes

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Anonymous

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Anonymous

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.

Anonymous

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Anonymous

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Albert King

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Anonymous

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

Anonymous

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Anonymous

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Anonymous

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Anonymous

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

Anonymous