Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
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