Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
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