Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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