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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
The road to success is always under construction.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
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