Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous
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