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Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
When nothing is going right, go left.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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