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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
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How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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