Short Funny Quotes
Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
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