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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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