Funny Dog Quotes
Here are some of our best funny quotes and sayings about being with dogs and funny things that dogs do.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.Groucho Marx
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.Anonymous
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.Anonymous
Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.Anonymous
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