Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
It was me, I let the dogs out.
How was the dog's day? Ruff.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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