I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
How was the dog's day? Ruff.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.
It was me, I let the dogs out.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
I took my dog to the fire hydrant factory. They never saw so much excitement every time a hydrant came off the assembly line.
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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