I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
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