Life Quotes
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
Anonymous Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
Anonymous
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho Marx
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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