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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. - Anonymous

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous

Short Quotes World Quotes

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! - Anonymous

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. - Anonymous

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. - Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

Never Quotes Short Quotes

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. - Anonymous

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true. - Anonymous

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Witty Quotes

Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now." Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. - Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous

Know Quotes Work Quotes

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. - Anonymous

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. Anonymous

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Happy Quotes Short Quotes

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. - Anonymous

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." - Anonymous

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle. - Jack Adams

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

Jack Adams

Famous Quotes Wise Quotes

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

Lazy Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." - Anonymous

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous

Know Quotes Money Quotes Top 100

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

Man Quotes Short Quotes

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. - Anonymous

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous

Moments Top 100

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. - Anonymous

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. - Anonymous

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. Anonymous

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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