Life Quotes

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.

Anonymous

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

Anonymous

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

Anonymous

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

Anonymous

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Anonymous

Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.

Anonymous

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Anonymous

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Anonymous

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Anonymous

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Anonymous

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous