"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now." Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. Anonymous
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