Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
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