Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.Anonymous
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."Anonymous
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.Anonymous
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.Groucho Marx
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles M. Schulz
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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