Life Quotes
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.
Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Anonymous
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Anonymous
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