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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it. - Sophie Kinsella

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Sophie Kinsella

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. - Anonymous

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous

Moments Top 100

Please cancel my subscription to your issues. - Anonymous

Please cancel my subscription to your issues. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. - Anonymous

I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. - Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous

Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. - Anonymous

Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Top 100

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. - Anonymous

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. - Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous

Facebook Work Quotes

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. - Anonymous

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous

I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. - Anonymous

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking Work Quotes

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. - Anonymous

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous

Time Quotes Top 100

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. - Anonymous

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. Anonymous

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. - Anonymous

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. Anonymous

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. - Anonymous

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? - Anonymous

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous

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