Life Quotes
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Anonymous
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
Anonymous
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Anonymous
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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