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Life is too short to worry about matching socks. - Anonymous

Life is too short to worry about matching socks. Anonymous

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it. - Sophie Kinsella

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Sophie Kinsella

This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous

I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Anonymous

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. - Anonymous

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. - Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous

Know Quotes Work Quotes

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! - Anonymous

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous

Short Quotes Think Quotes

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. - Anonymous

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something? - Anonymous

"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something? Anonymous

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... - Anonymous

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... Anonymous

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? - Anonymous

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. - Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. - Anonymous

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks. - Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks. Anonymous

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. - Anonymous

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. - Anonymous

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous

People Quotes Think Quotes

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. - Anonymous

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous

Short Quotes World Quotes

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. - Anonymous

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. Anonymous

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? - Anonymous

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. - Anonymous

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. Anonymous

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Louis Hector Berlioz

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