Life Quotes

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."

Anonymous

I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave up.

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Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

Robert Kiyosaki

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

Anonymous

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Anonymous

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

Anonymous

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Anonymous

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

Anonymous

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.

Anonymous

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.

Anonymous

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Doug Larson

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.

Anonymous

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Anonymous