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I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous

This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. - Anonymous

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

Life is too short to remove USB safely. - Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous

Computers Short Quotes

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. - Anonymous

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous

One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. - Anonymous

One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

Short Quotes Top 100 Wise Quotes

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. - Anonymous

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. Anonymous

If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. Anonymous

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. - Anonymous

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. - Anonymous

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. - Anonymous

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. Anonymous

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. - Anonymous

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. Anonymous

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. - Anonymous

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! - Anonymous

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. - Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. Anonymous

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. - Anonymous

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. Anonymous

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