Life Quotes

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.