I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."
I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave up.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
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