Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous
Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
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