Woody Allen Quote

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

I can't wait for that to never happen.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.