Woody Allen Quote
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long! Anonymous
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz