Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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