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Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
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All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
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