Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
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