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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
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