Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers. Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
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