Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous
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