Know Quotes

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.