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Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Anonymous
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
Anonymous
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