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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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