Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.Anonymous
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.Anonymous
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