Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. Anonymous
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship. Anonymous
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