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Knowledge quotes that will question all the knowledge that you have learned until now.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

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I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

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You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

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