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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

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My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

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A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

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In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

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Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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