Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X. Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous