Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
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