Funny Drinking Quotes
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.Anonymous
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.Anonymous
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.Anonymous
Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.Anonymous
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.Anonymous
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.Anonymous
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?Steven Alexander Wright
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Mark Twain
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