Funny Drinking Quotes
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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
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