Funny Drinking Quotes
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Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Anonymous
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous
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