Funny Drinking Quotes
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Anonymous
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
Anonymous
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
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