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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Steven Alexander Wright
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