Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.Albert Einstein
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.Groucho Marx
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.Anonymous
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice.Anonymous
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.Anonymous
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