Life Quotes

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"