I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. Anonymous
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Anonymous
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
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