Life Quotes

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

Anonymous

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Anonymous

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Anonymous

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

Anonymous

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Anonymous

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Anonymous

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

Anonymous

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

Anonymous

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Anonymous

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Anonymous

I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Anonymous

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

Anonymous

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Anonymous