When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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