I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
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