When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
