There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
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