Wise cracks and funny advise that people have given to others.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. Anonymous
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
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