Wise Quotes
Wise cracks and funny advise that people have given to others.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
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