Wise cracks and funny advise that people have given to others.
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.Anonymous
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.Anonymous
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.Anonymous
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