Wise Quotes
Wise cracks and funny advise that people have given to others.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
Anonymous
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