Wise Quotes

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Anonymous

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Anonymous

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

Anonymous

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Anonymous

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

Anonymous

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.

Anonymous

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

Anonymous

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Anonymous

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Sam Levenson

The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

Anonymous

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Anonymous