Here is a great list of funny quotes about cats.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.
How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.
What's the difference between a cat and a flea? Cats can have fleas, but fleas can't have cats.
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