Funny Cat Quotes
Here is a great list of funny quotes about cats.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous
A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. Anonymous
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