Funny Cat Quotes
Here is a great list of funny quotes about cats.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous
Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
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