Here is a great list of funny quotes about cats.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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