Funny Cat Quotes
Here is a great list of funny quotes about cats.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. Anonymous
Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous
All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous
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