Funny Computer Quotes

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.