Funny Computer Quotes

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."