Enjoy these great quotations about nerds, programmers and computers.
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
