Funny Computer Quotes
Enjoy these great quotations about nerds, programmers and computers.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.Anonymous
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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