Enjoy these great quotations about nerds, programmers and computers.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
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