Funny Phone & Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.