Funny Phone & Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about phone calls and cell phones.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Anonymous
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Anonymous
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