Funny Phone & Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings
Funny quotes about phone calls and cell phones.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
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