Funny quotes about phone calls and cell phones.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
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