"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Be bold, be italic, but never regular.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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