Life Quotes

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

Anonymous

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Anonymous

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

Anonymous

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Anonymous

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

Anonymous

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

Anonymous

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

Anonymous

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Anonymous

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

Anonymous

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Anonymous

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Anonymous

"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Anonymous

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Anonymous

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns