Life Quotes

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready.

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.