Life Quotes
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Anonymous
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready.
Anonymous A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet.
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