My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
I can't wait for that to never happen.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Never judge a book by it's movie
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
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