Never Quotes

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never ask a starfish for directions.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.