Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Never judge a book by it's movie
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
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