Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Me sarcastic? Never.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
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