Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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