Never Quotes

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Anonymous

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Anonymous

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

Anonymous

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Anonymous

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Anonymous

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Anonymous

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Anonymous

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

Anonymous

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

Anonymous

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children)

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Anonymous

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Dave Barry

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Joey Adams

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Anonymous

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

Anonymous

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Edgar Bergen