No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. Anonymous
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
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