Never Quotes

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Never ask a starfish for directions.

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.