Never Quotes

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Anonymous

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Anonymous

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Anonymous

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Anonymous

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

Anonymous

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

Anonymous

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

Anonymous

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Anonymous

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

Anonymous

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Anonymous

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

Anonymous

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Anonymous

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Anonymous

Never ask a starfish for directions.

Anonymous

Never judge a book by it's movie

Anonymous

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

Anonymous