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Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Dave Barry
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
Anonymous
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