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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Anonymous

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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous

Sayings Stupid Quotes Top 100

You can trust your dog to guard your house.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Eat Quotes

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. - Anonymous

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous

People Quotes Phone Top 100

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams

Love Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! - Anonymous

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous

Know Quotes Time Quotes Top 100

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous

Drinking Stupid Quotes

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Beer Quotes Drinking Exercise Quotes

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. - Anonymous

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous

Animals Short Quotes Top 100

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Money Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Be bold, be italic, but never regular. - Anonymous

Be bold, be italic, but never regular. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. Anonymous

Sayings Top 100 Wise Quotes

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. - Anonymous

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous

Analogies Short Quotes

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Money Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Never judge a book by it's movie - Anonymous

Never judge a book by it's movie Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. - Anonymous

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous

Statements Time Quotes

You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Sayings Short Quotes

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. - Anonymous

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous

Know Quotes Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

Marriage Quotes

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. - Anonymous

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

I can't wait for that to never happen. - Anonymous

I can't wait for that to never happen. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous

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