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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
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In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
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I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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