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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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If computers are built with chips, how come we can't eat them? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen.
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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