Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
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