Love Quotes

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

Anonymous

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Anonymous

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Anonymous

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Anonymous

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

Anonymous

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Anonymous

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Anonymous

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Anonymous

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Anonymous

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

Anonymous

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.

Anonymous

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"

Anonymous