Love Quotes

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Anonymous

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

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Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

Anonymous

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

Anonymous

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Violet Matters

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

Anonymous

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Anonymous

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Joey Adams

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Anonymous

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

Anonymous