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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
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