Love Quotes

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Anonymous

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Anonymous

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

Anonymous

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Anonymous

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Anonymous

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Anonymous

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

Anonymous

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

Anonymous

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.

Anonymous

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

Anonymous