Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
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