Love Quotes

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.