Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
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