Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!" Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. Anonymous
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