Love Quotes

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

Anonymous

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Anonymous

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

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Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

Anonymous

You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.

Anonymous

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Anonymous

I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.

Anonymous

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Anonymous

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Anonymous

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Anonymous

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

Anonymous

You're like a sharpie - super fine.

Anonymous