Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
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