Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
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