Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
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