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Comparing things makes them funny! You are like a hero, you took the time to read these funny quotes and share them with your friends.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

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A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.