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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

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Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.