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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

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My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

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My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

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