Funny Analogies
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Anonymous
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Winston Churchill
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Anonymous
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Anonymous
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Anonymous
A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Joey Adams 
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