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Funny quotes about watching television and from various TV shows.

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

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Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

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When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.

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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

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Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.

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It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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