Funny quotes about watching television and from various TV shows.
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week.
Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
