Funny quotes about watching television and from various TV shows.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.
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