If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn?
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Rita Rudner
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
