Funny Questions

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?