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If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

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How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

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Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Me sarcastic? Never.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

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If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

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Turn signal.

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

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