If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place. Anonymous
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