If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK."
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
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