If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
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