If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
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