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If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Short Life Live

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Do you ever go out, and then something happens ...

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?

You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.