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If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

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What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

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When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

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