Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
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