When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. Anonymous
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