Sleep Quotes

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Anonymous

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Anonymous

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Anonymous

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Anonymous

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Anonymous

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Dave Barry

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Anonymous

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Anonymous