Sleep Quotes

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Anonymous

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Anonymous

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Anonymous

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Anonymous

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Anonymous

Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.

Rastko Zakic

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

Anonymous