Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
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