In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
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