People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
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