When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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