Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
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