Sleep Quotes

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep!

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.