Sleep Quotes

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.