I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
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