Sleep Quotes

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.