Happy Quotes

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Anonymous

Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

Anonymous

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Anonymous

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.

Anonymous

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

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What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

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Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.

Jade Lebea

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Anonymous

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.

Anonymous

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Anonymous

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

Anonymous

I feel the best when I am happy.

Anonymous

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

Anonymous