Cheer up with these funny quotes about happiness.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
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