Funny quotes about work, your boss, colleagues. Funny quotes about Mondays and Fridays at work!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend. Anonymous
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