Funny quotes about work, your boss, colleagues. Funny quotes about Mondays and Fridays at work!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep. Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
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