Funny quotes about work, your boss, colleagues. Funny quotes about Mondays and Fridays at work!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration. Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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