Work quotes about management and jobs. Your colleagues and your boss will have a blast reading these.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work.
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
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