Funny internet quotes.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
