Funny Internet Quotes
Funny internet quotes.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from. Anonymous
Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet. Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
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