Funny internet quotes.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
