Funny Internet Quotes

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.