Funny Internet Quotes

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.