William Charles Dement Quote

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.