Time Quotes
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
Anonymous
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Anonymous
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.
Anonymous It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Anonymous
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