Time Quotes

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Anonymous

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Anonymous

My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.

Anonymous

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Anonymous

Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.

Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Anonymous

Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!

Anonymous

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

Anonymous

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Anonymous

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Anonymous

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins