Time Quotes

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Anonymous

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Anonymous

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Anonymous

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Anonymous

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Anonymous

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.

Anonymous

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Anonymous

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Anonymous