Time Quotes

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Anonymous

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Anonymous

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Anonymous

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Anonymous

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Anonymous

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Anonymous

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Anonymous

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Anonymous

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Anonymous

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald