Time Quotes

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Anonymous

My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.

Anonymous

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

Anonymous

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Anonymous

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Anonymous

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Anonymous

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

Anonymous

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Anonymous

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

Anonymous

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Anonymous

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Anonymous

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

Anonymous