There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second!
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Art Buchwald
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
Robert Kiyosaki
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
