Time Quotes

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!