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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

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Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. - Anonymous

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. Anonymous

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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous

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Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. - Anonymous

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. Anonymous

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. - Anonymous

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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - Anonymous

Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. Anonymous

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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? - Anonymous

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? Anonymous

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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. - Anonymous

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous

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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

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