The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous