Funny Moments

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.