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Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

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That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Cheer myself up.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

$Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.$

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

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I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

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Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

Beer together

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

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