Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart. Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said. Anonymous
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