Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
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