Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
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