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Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Anonymous

Life
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Anonymous

Eat

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

Anonymous

Time

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

Anonymous

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WorldPeople
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Anonymous

StatementsFriend

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Anonymous

LifeLove
Cheer myself up.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Anonymous

Time

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Anonymous

Time

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

Anonymous

Short

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Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

Anonymous

ShortTree

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

ShortDrinking

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Anonymous

WorkKnow
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

TimeMathPeople
Better moment

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

Anonymous

Sayings
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

Anonymous

KnowPeople

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