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Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

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That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

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Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

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Cheer myself up.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

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That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

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