Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
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