Steven Alexander Wright Quote
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous