Top 100 Funny Quotes
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If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Anonymous
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time... Anonymous
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time... Anonymous
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
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