Top 100 Funny Quotes
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
Anonymous
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
Anonymous
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