Life Quotes
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
Anonymous What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Anonymous
Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!"
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