Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.
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