Life Quotes

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Anonymous

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

Anonymous

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Anonymous

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Anonymous

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

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Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.

Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the TV.
3.Throw lemons at life.
4.Force life to make lemonade for you.
5.Drink the lemonade.

Anonymous

If only common sense were more common.

Anonymous

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Anonymous

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Anonymous

I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Anonymous

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

Anonymous

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous